My nipples are leaking and they hurt like a bitch. Oh, the air got turned on at work? Let’s make it feek like we’re piercing your nipples again, over and over and over…
Denver can feel so lonely when your heart is in...
mumblr 1: i loooove the sun omg its so shiny
mumblr 2: wtf is wrong with you? HOW DARE YOU. There are people in countries STARVING and all you care about is the sun??? How way to be a great mom. bitch
mumblr 3: omg guise stawp fighting this is ridic omg.
mumblr 1: WTF haha bitch i love the sun more than eggs and cheese
mumblr 2: wow you heartless bitch go die
ANON MUMBLR: i hope you get sick and your baby has milk in its ears
…I have to pee, I’m hungry and my back hurts.
ellewrobo: “So I waited by the phone but that...
Have I ever mentioned what an amazing boyfriend I have? He’s so sweet and caring. Anyone that can be with a woman that’s carrying someone elses child deserves mad props to begin with, but he goes the extra mile. He kisses my belly, rubs my back for me when it hurts and watches the baby move around with me. He tells me that I’m not doing it alone, even if the dad isn’t around and knows that it...
The bus is so full that people are standing up. A gentleman stood up so a lady could take his seat. You, kind sir, are good in my book.
Dear Old Man that’s sitting behind me on the bus, Please stop jabbing your knees into my back. It’s been hurting all day and I’m grumpy as shit. I will turn around and fucking kill you. Sincerely, The pregnant and hormonal woman in front of you
tiny-irishman: So I got WoW and it’s installing now… =D Because my boyfriend and I are fucking nerds. :]
I really want to take a shower, but it’s so hot that I feel like there’s no point.
Those moments where you look at your stomach and...
My mom is adding all of my grade school friends on Facebook. And she wonders why I tell her to delete it.
crafty-artsy-and-a-mom asked: baby bump pics look awesome!! It looks like you'll end up like me, looking like a stick that swallowed a beach ball. I was all baby, so much so that when she came out all 7lbs 3oz the nurses were surprised all of her was inside of me, they thought I was 6 months along lol. Breasfeeding is gonna burn ALL the babyweight afterwards, I promise!
kiwisaresoprecious: am i the only one who keeps concert tickets or i mean you cannot just throw them away they have feelings too
Some lady at work just complemented me on the bro tank. Bitches love bro tanks.
silverscribe: Steve Rogers is my favorite Disney princess.
Reblog if you met epic people on tumblr this year.
My anxiety is so ridiculously high today. My heart feels like it’s going to pound right out of my chest. Why though?
Five a.m. should not even exist.
My baby has been moving all over the place. It looks like I have an alien in my belly.