We must be our own before we can be another’s.– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via queen-of-carrotflowers)
I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the...– David Benioff (via selfinspiration)
I love Fridays because of Ghost Adventures and sleep.
Reblog if you're a mommy-to-be or a mommy...
growingourlittlesunshine: I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU ALL
craughed: you may think im an asshole but as soon as you get to know me you realize that first impressions are right and i am an asshole
takeafuckingsh0wer: does anyone else have a random stack of books by their bed at all times its becoming a problem
I’m kicking so much butt at work today. My manager’s like, whaaa? Haha.
Anonymous asked: I like how you go from "I'm naked" to "let's skype!"
robinofsherwood-deactivated2013 asked: Ask limits are lame.
But why is there even an ask limit?
I forgot I even had it on my phone. Get at me. [erikaskanks]
You’re not the person I thought you were.
It’s so ridiculously hot in my house. You shouldn’t be sweatin’ when you’re naked unless you’re having sex. Just sayin’.
Going to Europe because back rubs and peanut butter. :]
So, I’m pretty sure I’m going to have to go to the Dirty Heads by myself. But fuck it because…I mean, it’s the friggin’ Dirty Heads for crying out loud. Fuck to the yeah!
I guess not.
thirteenthwallflower: my friends don’t understand why i like tea so much. i mean what’s not to like about tea, it’s like a magical liquid hug made of angel sweat and unicorn tears.
guys i feel as ignored as a white crayon the first piece of bread internet explorer the terms of agreement 18+ warning
I don’t know if my blood sugar’s low. I’ve been eating regularly, but now everything’s jusy coming back up. My aunt who is a nurse said she thinks it’s anxiety?
I don’t think the doctors at my OB screening room know what they’re talking about. Every time I go in they tell me I’m dehydrated. Bitch, I drink ridiculous amounts of water every day so why am I still shaking, having trouble breathing and feel like I’m going to pass out?? Idiots.
Remember that you can’t force fate; perhaps it’s that life has something better...– (via staypositiveppl)
legitbro: I’m crazy but I’ll love you more than anyone if you want to deal with me
I JUST WANT CUDDLES.
[I’m so lonely post of the day.]
Loneliness does not come from having no people around one, but from being unable...– Carl Jung
i want to buy a book, a book that i’ve never heard of, never read. look at the cover, read the back, flip through the pages. bring it home. grab a highlighter, and begin to read the book. every time there is a sentence, a word, a phrase that i can relate to, i will highlight it. then, once i am done the book, i will be able to flip through it and see exactly how i was feeling each day that i was...
Cosmo sex tip #367
cosmo-sex-tips: While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
I feel like I’m in the lonliest place in the world. I’m so jealous of all of the moms/moms-to-be that have someone to share this time with. Every night I just wish I had someone to hold, someone to talk to. I don’t think anyone should have to go through this alone. This isn’t how it’s supposed to be.
Who wants to play 20 questions? Bored. As. Fuck.
flashlightmanifesto: I have 0 motivation to do anything or go anywhere or talk to anybody. All I want to do is lay in my bed because I don’t fucking care. GPOY.